If you met me for like 10 minutes, you'd realize that I don't grow things. Except my kiddo, thank goodness. Green things, however, shrivel up and die in my presence. I don't understand why...I water and place in sunlight and follow all the directions and yet somehow even the hardiest bamboo withers under my loving gaze. The only plant that I have someone managed not to kill is a potted aloe plant that my gramma gave me about 4 years ago that sits in the window of my living room, which only proves that it is probably not a real plant, but a prop, placed by a covert government agency to spy on me. (Hey, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.)
This is why I don't even attempt to garden. I bought some herb plants a few weeks ago at the grocery store, and they lasted exactly three days. Three days. Insects live longer than my plants.
Needless to say, the only fresh produce that enters my house comes from the grocery store or the farmer's market. So, when my BFF suggested that we go to
Johnson's Farm and pick strawberries, I was skeptical. Pick our own produce? I didn't want to be responsible for decimating entire crops with just the touch of my black thumbs. Oh well. Surely these poor plants would have enough protection from real farmers to withstand an afternoon with me. I strapped the kiddo into the Baby Bjorn and away we went, to toil in the fields like my ancestors.
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